Collection: Velominati - The Rules
We've brought the infamous cycling Velominati Rules to life through our exclusive collection of limited edition digital artwork. These artworks, produced under license, offer a fresh and humorous perspective on the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules.
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Rule #26 Make your bike photogenic
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Rule #27 Shorts and socks should be like Goldilocks
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Rule #28 Socks can be any damn colour you like
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Rule #31 Spare tubes, multi-tools and repair kits should be stored in jersey pockets
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Rule #32 Humps are for camels: no hydration packs
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Rule #33 Shave your guns
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Rule #34 Mountain bike shoes and pedals have their place
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Rule #35 No visors on the road
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Rule #36 Eyewear shall be cycling specific
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Rule #37 The arms of the eyewear shall always be placed over the helmet straps
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Rule #38 Don’t Play Leap Frog
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Rule #39 Never ride without your eyewear.
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Rule #40 Tyres are to be mounted with the label centred over the valve stem
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Rule #43 Don’t be a jackass
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Rule #44 Position matters
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Rule #45 Slam your stem
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Rule #47 Drink Tripels, don't ride triples
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Rule #48 Saddles must be level and pushed back.
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Rule #50 Facial hair is to be carefully regulated
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Rule #51 Livestrong wristbands are cockrings for your arms
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Rule #53 Keep your kit clean and new
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Rule #56 Espresso or macchiato only
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Rule #57 No Stickers
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Rule #58 Support your local bike shop
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