Collection: Velominati - The Rules
We've brought the infamous cycling Velominati Rules to life through our exclusive collection of limited edition digital artwork. These artworks, produced under license, offer a fresh and humorous perspective on the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules.
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Rule #1 Obey The Rules
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Rule #3 Guide the uninitiated
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Rule #4 It's all about the bike
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Rule #5 Harden the Fuck Up
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Rule #6 Free your mind and your legs will follow
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Rule #7 Tan lines should be cultivated and kept razor sharp
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Rule #8 Saddles, bars, and tires shall be carefully matched
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Rule #9 If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass - period
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Rule #10 It never gets easier, you just go faster
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Rule #11 Family does not come first - the bike does
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Rule #12 The correct number of bikes to own is N+1
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Rule #13 If you draw race number 13, turn it upside down
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Rule #14 Shorts should be black
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Rule #15 Black shorts should also be worn with leader’s jerseys.
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Rule #16 Respect the jersey
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Rule #17 Team kit is for members of the team
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Rule #18 Know what to wear, don't suffer kit confusion
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Rule #19 Introduce Yourself
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Rule #20 There are only three remedies for pain
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Rule #21 Cold weather gear is for cold weather
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Rule #22 Cycling caps are for cycling
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Rule #23 Tuck only after reaching Escape Velocity
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Rule #24 Speeds and distances shall be referred to and measured in kilometres
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Rule #25 The bikes on top of your car should be worth more than the car
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